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first i was afraid, i was petrified
at the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
i would've drunk a little less, i would've tryed to keep my head
if i'd know for one seccond you'd assault me in your bed...
i tried to go, walk out the door
but you've been sitting on my legs and i cant feel them anymore
and now your sitting on my face, my nose has vanished-not a trace
i only hope that your big nickers arent made of liquorice lace
i want to go, i've got to leave
befor your fat naked body makes me want to heave
i only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut
god the things that you get up to when your half cut
please let me go, im getting scared
theres nothing i can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared
i think that i must have been mad
god what made me want to court her?
with tits that look tesco bags i've just filled up with water
its time to go, run out the door
she's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
i dont think theres anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics cure.